( Private )

[Hey, kids, it's Owen Coming Back to Life Day! Sponsored by the letters P, Q and the number 2. Owen gasps in a way that he no doubt mocks Jack for every time HE does it. Right now, though, Owen really doesn't care]

TITTYWANKBOLLOCKS! What the hell was that?!!!

[Isn’t it turning out to be a lovely afternoon? Well, no, not really, it’s not. Owen is in his room, packing up some stuff to take to the Hub. His journal is open to one side, so you can hear him muttering under his breath]

Was easier with the bloody aliens.

[More shuffling sounds, and then silence, all but for the small click of a gun being ( Read more... )

[Yukari]
Still want to learn some medical skills?
[/Yukari]

If I never see another tumble weed again, it'll be too soon. Nature, ugh. I'll never complain about my tools again, either. At least my stuff works.

Why the fuck aren't we back in the castle yet? One week you lot said. One. Sodding. Week.

( Torchwood )

Hello, Fairfield. I'm Doctor Owen Harper, your resident physician. As super fun as it is, leaning how to do my profession over a century behind what I'm used to, I'd appreciate it if you didn't bother me unless it's urgent or you really, really want a taste of my bedside manner ( Read more... )

SURROUNDING FARMLANDS
[All the area between Winchester and Fairfield, divided by a creek that separates the farms of one town from the farms of another.

Go for it, buckeroos.]

Grand Ballroom "B"
Tony Stark's
Summer Benefit Night
benefiting Allen Walker and the Cross Marian Debt Fund

( The party begins )

And now a change from the Topic of the Day:

How about them bears?

Once you lot have stopped going on about how shocked you are at human nature, let me know.

[Now, waking up in a random woman's bed is no new experience for Owen. In fact, it happened on a regular basis back home. He must have been seriously hammered last night, but he's absolutely certain it was a /good/ night. He props himself up on his elbow, smirking and very pleased with himself ( Read more... )